This is my valuable office assistant Roxy (also known as Roxwell, Roxford, Roxwell New Mexico, Roximus Maximus, Crap Weasel, and my new favorite Kitty Con Queso). She helps me out by laying on any papers I leave on the floor, sleeping in empty boxes or containers, chewing on bubble wrap, and loudly meowing at me when it's time for her to eat.

I pay her in Friskies Party Mix.